Welcome back to another red hot episode of Advice Chefs.
This week on the show, head iron chef Todd crafts a delicious new fan theory for Home Alone, the McCallisters and The Wet Bandits on the deep dark web.
But let’s get back to business… tis the season to get spooky, Halloween Edition 2016.
We discuss our survival strategies for surviving a night locked in a Woolworths with Mr. Yeah Baby himself Michael Myers. Spoiler alert: Todd employs some Home Alone style traps.
We help out a fellow festively plump guy with Halloween costume ideas. World of Warcraft video game solutions to big boys problems were heavily employed.
We hand craft another one of our patented ideas for a weird reality TV show where the contestants have to earn $1000 an episode or they die. But the first idea is always trash, which is why this idea was beautifully transformed into a series of Nic Cage films adapted into a reality TV series. Stage 1 - Steal 50 Cars. Stage 2 - Swap faces and trade families, and if after one month you don’t get found out you win $250,000. Stage 3 - Steal the declaration of independence.
We also help you overcome the classic Halloween problem of your friend having the same costume idea as you. You gotta trash talk it, you gotta sabotage, you gotta Jawbreaker them.
Finally, a monumental event takes place in this episode as we clear the air, end the war, and birth the Advice Avengers. I AM PEPPER POTS!
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- Would you agree to be locked inside a Woolworths for 24 hours with Michael Myers if you received $1Million for surviving. If so how would you survive?
- I’m a big guy and I don’t know what to wear for a Halloween party. What’s a good costume for fat guys? Please don’t say a Pumpkin, I’m not going as a pumpkin.
- Ignoring all morals, what would make the most entertaining reality tv show?
- I didn’t tell my friends what I was going to go as for Halloween, but one of them has told me and it’s the same costume as mine. How can I get them to change their costume.
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